Daily Rant V

THE FIFTH JOKE:

1.My vet understands animal behaveor. He bit me last week.

2."Why did you throw your new guitar away?" "It had a hole in the middle"

3.Moooooooooontana is a great place to haunt.

4.(I made this one up) The clasick idiotsayswhat joke comes out Y deasa wat (Latin for 'And as to what')

5 A man walks into a bar. He orders a grasshopper. On his way home he sees a grass hopper. So he says "Hey, did you know theirs a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper says "You mean theirs a drink named Paul?"

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